Blood & Chocolate
John Dumelo, Christabel Ekeh, Leonara Okine, Evans Anaele, Nana Ama Yeboah, Stephen Owusu, Ivy Kissi
Why should a biological brother and sister fight over the property of their father? Why, they do not believe the will of their father? Or is the issue of they having access to a copy of the will and doesn't go to their favor? To find answers to these questions watch BLOOD & CHOCOLATE as the story unfolds.
"Don't download your anger on me"
Blood and Chocolate Part 1 and 2.
Evans Anaele
Evans Anaele
Evans Anaele
2012
-Story: [0 out of 5] Look at that on the top! Just look at that. Who directed this movie? Produced it? Screenplay? Oya now look in the list of actors too…. chei! You can like to make a one cast film too whilst you are at it (Africans thou art cheap… and yes! Me too). I was so happy when I was typing out the info for this movie and it said… “Blood and Chocolate – GHANAIAN MOVIE”. Phew! At least this time it’s not Nigerians that are falling my hand. If I call this movie a joke, that would be an insult to every other movie that was an actual joke. This is a disaster.
-Originality: [0 out of 5] Rubbish
-Predictability: [0 out of 5] Stone yaselves biko (please)
-Directing/Editing: [1 out of 5] First of all, this movie (if I can call it that) needed not have been made. Who was responsible for casting? Come, even more importantly, how much did you offer John Dumelo for him to agree to act in this joke? No seriously, tell me because tomorrow, me and some of the folks in the neighbourhood are going to get together and make a YouTube video I’m pretty certain we can get JD to do that too. Ridiculous bullshit absolute mockery of a continuity. Horrid cinematography. But more importantly, who cast that little 14 year old kid as a man (… and then they gave him a gun too? O come on… ‘believability’ rating going down). Then again, what did I expect when I clicked PLAY on a movie called “Blood and chocolate’
-Acting quality: [0 out of 5] I really want to give one point for acting because of Christabel Ekeh and John Dumelo’s combined attempts at acting but I don’t think two halves (which would equal only one oh), is enough for me to give this movie (with a full cast of talentless acts) any point.
-Setting: [2 out of 5] Adeequate, even though I didn’t think the house of the deceased billionaire was as grand as it was supposed to be
-Costume/Make-Up: [1 out of 5] Did that little man-boy have make up on? Am I the only one who noticed that… it looked like he had some sort of eyeliner on? (or was that just me?)
-Props and Graphics: [2 out of 5] Ok
-Video Quality: [2 out of 5] Good
-Audio Quality [1 out of 5] Need to eliminate background noises
-Soundtrack: [2 out of 5] Ok
-Musical Score: [3 out of 5] Not bad
COMING SOON: Candle In The Wind
COMING SOON: Royal Diadem
i stopped watching after the fourth scene. it felt like i’m trying hard to enjoy so i gave up. luckily i found it on a free site. thank God i didn’t buy it
Usually I’m not a proponent of watching African movies online illegally (and I know that this was one cos this isn’t up on irokotv or RNM) but when movies that insult people’s intelligence (like this one are made)…. abeg by all means please do jare…
They shouldn’t expect to profit from something that they didn’t have the courtesy of putting effort into
the movie is on afrolynx channel. wanna be is also there. found it on one of my travels
Lol..I like this review o..kai!
You do a really good job, just imagining you have to go thrugh the torture so others dont go through it.
Bless your heart dear…
lol thanks Dayor! 🙂
by now u know i love john dumelo but thank God for this review i wont be watching it, dem done curse am or that his debt is huge!!!!!!!!!!!! with dis new train wreck he is on. thank you for what you do review this movies and saving us from torture even tho you have to go thru it back to reruns of grey’s anatomy
Lol, I really can’t wrap my head around what’s going on with JD these days o but it’s my pleasure to save you (and your wallet) from this train wreck of a movie. 🙂
Hahahahahahaha i knew John Dumelo will become like this someday,John back in the days will collect money from Five producers at a time,and dispoint four,will keep producers jobs hanging,he was really misbehaving,watch out For tonto too,same thing is coming her way,they always disapoint producers ,so John was dropped,because alot of producers sure cant take that,John will keep a job hanging for months,he will do few scenes run to another set ,and say he is coming back,movies will just hang,frustrating producers,Nemesis caught up with him now,well thats life,same thing will be coming to Tonto watch out
Hian… the inner dealings of Nolly ne’er seize to amaze me
Chai! *shaking my head at your rating* In other words, I won’t bother watching this movie.
P.S. I would have liked to examine the eyeliner on the man-boy though to decide whether it was Tiro or Cover girl. I’ll take your word for it sha.
lol… in fact, I think the boy even had brown powder on too *thinking* smh