The Last Secret

-Originality: [0 out of 5] It was originally nonsense. If there was a story in between all that crapiness (which I highly doubt) then it still wasn’t original.

-Predictability: [0 out of 5] Beyond predictable

-Directing/Editing: [0 out of 5] I am taking note of this director’s name so that I ensure that I never watch another movie by him in my life. Not even one minute into the movie, there are already typos “A smiling face yet a murderous.” “A secret known yet to concealed.” (Even without all the typos. The intro to the movie made it seem like it was something serious and interesting, meanwhile, all the movie presented was an overly tall heap of B.S [Bubbly Sprite] ). The continuity sucks. The script is wack. Do people actually have friends who call them up whenever they see their friends’ boyfriends around town? To prove my point take this scenario. Nadia Buari is trying to drink God knows what in the name of poison, that she found UNDER A TREE in her house (who keeps poison under trees?) and then a strange man walks into the house (note that it is not his house and he does not know anyone in the house yet he walks in) and sees her. Then he starts begging her not to poison herself (did I mention how what she was drinking did not have poison written on it or even look like poison). And I’m thinking…”Hmm… she is not holding a knife or a gun. So why don’t you just snatch the frigging keg from her. Why are you begging her? The keg is not even open sef”. Scenarion #2 of utter uselessness. This girl walks in looking like a stripper to see her future mother in law. She struts in with her half naked body. Sits down and says “Good evening, everyone”. The future mother in law replies, “how are you my daughter”. And then the whore replies, “Thank you and you’re looking fab”… ?????….. WHAT!?!?!?! She asked a question and you reply thank you? WHAT?

-Acting quality: [0 out of 5] Only one person in this movie was actually capable of acting and that was Martha (imagine) and she was only in about 5 scenes and therefore, I don’t think it’s fair to classify her acting when considering that of those who were there from scene to scene.

-Setting and Costume: [2 out of 5] Settings. Ok. Costume… Hmm… Especially Artus’ sister’s costumes. Most of the time I could have sworn she was wearing P.J’s yet she wore it and left the house as per ‘dress’. God help us!

-Video and Audio Quality [2 out of 5] The audio for this movie had a mind of it’s own. It was loud when it wanted to be and silent the rest of the time

-Soundtrack [2 out of 5] The soundtrack wasn’t half bad but it was incorporated ‘rubbishly’ (if that’s a word).